Adult Onset Pyromania

Harmontown

Harmontown Productions LLC

Comedy

4.8 • 3.8K Ratings

🗓️ 3 May 2017

⏱️ 113 minutes

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Our first show after moving to the Starburns Castle with Brandon Johnson as the guest comptroller! Dan finds a giant surprise gift on stage then shows off his latest Minecraft creations then we hear the history of America as a rap. Featuring Dan Harmo... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Make some noise for yourself, you look so goddamn good tonight.
0:07.0	How do you feel?
0:10.0	Welcome to the first inaugural show here.
0:15.0	We're so fucking happy to be here.
0:18.0	This session of Harmony Town is now in full effect.
0:22.0	Welcome to the stage.
0:24.0	Spencer Grinton.
0:34.0	The mayor of Harmony Town, Dan Harmony.
0:40.0	So I'm so looved.
0:42.0	Thank you.
0:43.0	I am Brandon Johnson.
0:44.0	I will be guest controlling for the lovely Justin.
0:48.0	I nervous.
0:49.0	I don't want to blow his head.
0:53.0	Big jerk shoes.
0:55.0	He wasn't here for the premiere.
0:57.0	He knew this was coming for months, and then he just...
1:00.0	He's out there fucking Ryan Stiles or whatever.
1:04.0	I thought he was on the BET King's Accommodity tour.
1:08.0	When we were gonna do...
1:10.0	I don't want to start on a sour note.
1:12.0	I don't want to start on a more sour note than starting without music.
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