Adult Baby Doll with Fortune Feimster
Life Will Be the Death of Me with Chelsea Handler
iHeartPodcasts
4.3 • 4.6K Ratings
🗓️ 27 October 2022
⏱️ 73 minutes
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Summary
Chelsea is joined in-studio this week by her pal Fortune Feimster. They discuss Fortune’s coming out in her 20’s and dating all the wrong people, why Chelsea Lately was one big frat party, and why Fortune’s marriage works. Then: A lesbian couple struggles with one set of parents’ refusal to attend their wedding. And a toxic marriage threatens to keep a daughter from her family’s Thanksgiving dinner.
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Produced by Catherine Law
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| 0:53.1 | national treasure. At a 1999 New Year's Eve party, someone snatched Cage's priceless comics. |
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| 1:22.8 | hypnotized you against your will, you're going to start liking long-form journalism. Like so much. |
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| 1:38.1 | podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hi, Catherine. Hey Chelsea. We are fresh off the |
| 1:45.8 | boat from Mallorca. We took a sailboat all the way there from the Pacific coast. So that took us |
| 1:51.9 | to the coast. Oh, God. I don't know. I mean, Trace Mises. Yes. You had to row significantly. |
| 1:57.6 | I came home and I told my bell and Felix who worked with me at my house with me in concert, |
| 2:03.7 | because I'm doing so much. I told them that my Spanish was deteriorated in Spain. I think the |
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