This is an I-Heart podcast.

Coming up at the top of the hour, about four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today,

and the subject is, I love him, but, dot, dot, dot.

We'll get into that, find out what that's all about.

I love him, but, mm-hmm.

But right now, the nephew is here with today's prank phone call. What you got for is nap today. Shirley, you know, you wake up some mornings and you just don't know how stupid you want to be. You know you're going to be stupid, but you don't know the level of where you're going to take it. So, you know, I've been pondering my stupidity this morning and trying to figure what level of it I want to do. And I think I landed here. So I don't know what we keep talking about these level changes. I have stupid. I have stupidity levels, huh? No, no. You're extremely stupid. Yes. All the time. So you can't soften it. Come on. Okay. All right. Y'all gonna put some speck on my stupid. Yes. All the time. So you can't soften it.

Come on.

Okay.

All right.

Y'all going to put some spec on my stupid.

Adoption agency.

Adoption agency.

Irritated.

Okay.

Put some spec on my stupid.

Let's go, care.

Hello?

Hello.

I'm trying to reach Clarence.

Uh, yeah, this is he.

Clarence? Uh, yeah, this is he. Clarence, how you doing, man? This is Robert. Robert. Uh, we were trying to get a schedule with you guys. Maybe we can swing through and, uh, pick up Little Clarence, I guess, around six if you guys are available around six. Uh, okay, what do you mean picking up Little Clarence? Well, we got the, um, we got the call that we can come and actually pick up Clarence

and take him with us. Have you guys packed his things up yet? Whoa, wait, man. Got the call from who that you can come pick him up? I don't do nothing about this. Well, my name is Robert, Robert B. And my wife and I got the call that we could, do you not know about us, um, adopting

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