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Guaranteed Human. Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran. The Elvis Duran phone tap. All right, as you know, the way it works, you go to Elvis Duran.com, you click on the phone tap link, and you can send us your idea about a phone tap. Right. Maybe someone you think we should phone tap. Someone who's very gullible. So what happened was Garrett, what happened was,

Garrett pulled one out of the file offline and you found one you wanted to do. Right. And Deanne emailed us a few months ago. So I was trying to get in contact with her. She wasn't picking up her

phone. So I said, this is too good not to like just let it go. So I decided to phone tap her grandfather. She originally wanted you to phone tap her. She wasn't picking up her phone. So I said, this is too good not to, like,

just let it go. So I decided to phone tap her grandfather. She originally wanted you to phone tap her grandfather. Correct. But she never got back in touch with her. Correct. Okay, I phone tab grandpa. It just so happens. Deanne was there visiting her grandpa, so I got two for the price of one. So you phone tapped her, and she knew that she wanted a phone tab, but didn't know she's being phone tab.

Let's see how this works out with Garrett.

Hello.

Hi, yes. My name is Buddy Velastro, and I'm calling on behalf of the animals.

And I was in, I was...

Okay, hang on a second. Let me turn the TV down.

Couldn't hear it.

Okay, now, who is this? I was wondering if you would be interested. No, no, listen, I'm not, no. I'm not buying. Well, I already gave you. Can I interest you in adopting a pet today? No. No, I don't want anything that you got. I get these calls all the time. I'm not, don't call here anymore.

Can I offer you a horse that we have in its stable that is looking for a great home?

What are you nuts?

I don't want any horse.

I don't have a barn.

I don't live in a barn, pal.

Every day

an animal is left neglected, including horses.

Okay.

Yeah.

And they are crying out for help.

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