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You probably think it won't help, but what happens is it helps with the algorithm and we hate

the algorithm here. We're sacrificing little baby lamb to the algorithm. The algorithm gods.

If you get a chance to leave a comment, describe the algorithm. What did the algorithm do? Did they move into your neighborhood and jack up the rent? So then you and all your friends had to move to some shittier part of Long Island. Is that what happened with the algorithm? Did the algorithm log into your fucking computer someday? Stole all your nudes off your eye cloud?

And now they're...

Now they're blackmailing you.

The algorithm.

I hate the algorithm.

We're at mercy to the algorithm.

Fuck the algorithm.

Also, I refuse to ever say the word algorithm right.

I don't know. People always say, I don't know people always say I didn't

know I said algorithm wrong I guess I say with D's instead of T's it's it's algorithm or something

whatever um but eventually someday I'm not a release a stand-up special probably it'd be on

YouTube what where's it going to be on Comedy Central? Imagine a release a comedy special

on Comedy Central,

which is,

you know,

I don't know if they know

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