ADHD, Penis pills, and Wasting your girlfriend’s time

Puddles with Andrew and Brenna

Andrew Collin

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 6 June 2023

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

Hey gang glad you're back, Andrew really doesn't waste any time in this one and lets loose with some of his sagest advice- how to properly use Viagra (and other dick pills). There's some food stuff and some of Andrew's musings on the pitfalls of Date Night, and eventually we cover some stories like France's porn ban for minors and the never ending story of the Chinese Spy Ballon. Andrew answers's your questions about sex with puppets, dating older men, and how to be successful as a highly anxious person. Finally Andrew is joined by his hilarious companion Brenna, who explains how Andrew is stealing her youth and walking around the house without taking his shoes off. The listeners will be delighted to hear which one of the couple poops more (they dont poop on the pod), and we wrap up with Andrew and Brenna's "What Annoy's us About the Other" segment.

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0:33.6	I scrubbed our toilets three times since we've lived here and you have...
0:38.6	You shit more than me! No, you've literally shit! I have to hear it!
0:42.6	His wife left him for a guy that has three kids so you know that guy is a good guy.
0:47.6	I'm at this point and maybe I'm addicted but I take it just in case which I don't know if
0:54.3	you should be taking just in case by aggro or whatever the fuck you want to call it.
0:58.3	Cookie Monster. Try Cookie Monster.
1:01.3	He's gobbled up that couch.
1:08.3	All right welcome to the Andrew Collins show. I am your host. Andrew Collins.
1:15.3	I am joined by my producer Raddu.
1:20.3	And about, I don't know, 45 minutes. I'll be joined by my girlfriend Brenna.
1:27.3	And yeah, this is episode two. Hopefully you already listened to episode one.
1:33.3	I thought it went well. I feel like I didn't really talk to the listener at all.
1:40.3	I kind of went right into losing all my money and rusty and...
1:47.3	I don't even know what, I just old Florida stories.
1:51.3	Really nothing about my current life, my current situation.
1:55.3	But yeah, I live in LA now. I have Viagra in my system currently.
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