ADHD ASSESSMENT
Spare Parts
Michelle Mylett and Evan Stern
5.0 • 558 Ratings
🗓️ 11 November 2025
⏱️ 48 minutes
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Summary
Eat the rich! Santa in a helicopter! Adult breakdancing! Thruples!
This episode is our ode to ADD.
Michelle should also likely be tested.
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| 0:00.0 | Well, I just sort of don't understand how Tate McCraig got discovered from Calgary and went into... |
| 0:12.9 | She became Beyonce's backup dancer. |
| 0:14.8 | What? |
| 0:15.4 | Yeah. |
| 0:15.6 | She's a hugely successful backup dancer for all these famous people, specifically Beyonce. |
| 0:20.6 | How? |
| 0:20.7 | She's like 19 years old. Yeah, when she was like, I don't know, 17, 16, she was dancing for her and she was amazing. She's a great dancer. But like, please explain this to me. So where and how... So her legs are long. Correct. And she understands music really well. Musically. So her dancing is good. Look, you don't have to describe a good dancer and long legs. I know, both those things very well. Of course I'm talking about myself. Oh. But how? I think she comes from oil money. I think there's something connected to, like, got in the right circle at the right time. First of all, I don't think you become a dancer unless your family's rich. So I can also speak. |
| 0:54.4 | I'm just kidding. |
| 0:55.7 | That's not. |
| 0:56.7 | Okay, Miss Fairmont Hotel. |
| 0:58.3 | Yeah, no, no, no. |
| 1:00.2 | So how did you spend your Christmases growing up? |
| 1:03.4 | Well, I was saying to Evan, I had this, like, funny access to a hotel from like, kind of great |
| 1:10.2 | grandparents thing. So we were allowed to have our |
| 1:12.7 | family Christmas parties at the Fairmont and I believe don't quote me in this I believe it was |
| 1:18.3 | either free or at like a super discounted rate and there would be it'd be beautiful we could stand in |
| 1:23.4 | the room. |
| 1:23.9 | Butler's I don't know butlers I don't have memories I was so little but Santa Claus would come in on a. Butler. I don't know. Butlers. I don't have memories. I was so little. |
| 1:34.2 | But Santa Claus would come in on a helicopter and then I would, and give us all gifts. |
| 1:41.3 | And then I would go back to my little hometown of Lady Smith after the holidays and commiserate with my friends and go. |
| 1:42.6 | And then, you know, right, when Santa comes in the helicopter and they're all like my friends and go and then you know right when santa comes in |
| 1:44.7 | the helicopter and they're all like what the fuck are you talking about i honestly think you just lost |
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