Addressing The Vacation Drama - H3TV #74

H3 Podcast

Ethan Klein

Comedy

4.8 • 24.9K Ratings

🗓️ 24 April 2023

⏱️ 197 minutes

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Summary

Today, we debrief the vacation drama (and inadvertently create new drama). We also discuss Ethan's weight loss journey, a new wave of fake pranks to debunk, Don Lemon/Tucker Carlson getting double KO'd, our experience at the renaissance fair, and much more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	This week on historical hyenas join our top panel of comedians as we take us
0:06.1	So okay, are you still in the bath? Yes, I'm listening to my podcast. Can I come in?
0:11.6	No, no, no, no! Just need to grab the claw clippers. Don't worry, I'll cover my eyes
0:16.3	What? Whoa!
0:18.2	Scars, look at the falling!
0:20.2	I'm still not looking!
0:24.0	And I'm not listening to my podcast. Don't want batting, mere catded!
0:29.0	Simple!
0:30.0	Two...
0:32.0	Hello everybody. Happy Monday. April 24th.
0:38.0	A beautiful day. Welcome everybody.
0:45.0	Nice weekend. You know. Nice sunny weekend. We all went to the Renaissance fair.
0:54.0	We sure did.
0:56.0	Which was awesome. Oh, excuse me. You know, I'm feeling like annoyed right now because
1:03.2	for the past like three or four weeks I've been dieting so hard core like a thousand calories
1:09.7	a day and I'm just so like I'm feeling so frustrated right now like I'm I've lost like five
1:15.9	pounds at most in like a month of eating like being starving all the fucking time like
1:22.6	I just don't understand why it's so hard. I just feel like I'm never gonna get
1:30.1	you are losing weight though you say. I know dude but it's like on it's like I don't
1:36.2	understand why it hasn't been more. It's like genuinely depressing. Like I've been I've
1:46.0	been dieting so good I haven't made like any mistakes when it comes to food like a perfect
1:53.1	eating you know not giving in at all calorie wise it's just like so annoying and sometimes
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