Maybe I'm just like weird, maybe I'm crunchy.

This is the Southern Tea with Lindsay Crisley.

I think it's so funny when you get Christmas cards and all of these people right there

children's accomplishments on the back.

I don't love them.

A Southern girl and a boy mom who's trying to navigate life while staying true to her roots.

I am a functioning, non-functioning human being right now.

Join Lindsay each week as she swears to spill the tea, the whole tea, and nothing but the tea.

That is the tea.

Here's Lindsay.

Good morning and welcome back to another episode of the Southern Tea Good Morning, Kristen.

Oh, look who I finally fucking found.

It's Miss Lindsay Crisley.

Kristen, I have literally howled at reading back your text messages.

You're just like so good that it honestly hurts.

I hope you read them in my tone of voice.

Do you want me to read them?

Absolutely.

I'm going to need you to call me to let me know you're okay or send a voice note or

I'm going to have to call Will or your dad.

I cannot see your location.

That's literally how I was sending it to you.

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