Hey guys, it's Jack, welcome back. I'm recording this quickly before I go get my hair done, because it's overdue. You know,

I look younger than my age, but when my grey hair starts coming out, you guys know that I had,

I started, I mean, I'm not like, if I left it, I wouldn't turn into fucking Santa Claus,

but I mean, there's like streaks throughout, like, I'm not like full-blown, I don't know, like Helen Mirren, you know,

but I have streaks of grey and that's when I look my age, which is scary. Because when

the hair's done fine, I look younger than my age and like I feel good and like people compliment me.

Oh my God. Are you really bloop? Years old? I'm like, yeah. But then when the

grey comes out, it's not cute. So I'm getting my haircut, I'm getting it colored, and then I'm

supposed to go to the gym, but I'm kind of embarrassed because I'm thinking, you know, I usually

have that, the dye ring around my head after I get my hair done properly.

And I just don't want to, like, rock up to my gym with the dye ring, the halo, you know,

the halo from hell. So, I don't know what I'm going to do. Maybe I'll bring a cap, but then it's

kind of annoying because it's like, my hair's just been done and like blow dried at everything. And now I have to like smush it all under a cap while I work out, but I didn't go to the gym yesterday. I don't know what happened. I like, I got ready for the gym. I had my protein shake in my bag. You know, I had it all ready to go. I started walking,

because I've tried to, like, walk to the gym now, which is about, it's about half an hour

walk, walking, like, quickly, because, you know, I'm a big guy, long legs, you know, I'm gay,

so I do walk briskly, and we're not here for slow slow walkers and I got like, I don't know,

10 minutes in and I had no fucking energy and I'm like, fuck this. And I just turned around and

like walked home. I'm like, I'm not doing it. And I just think it's because I've been in a

gaming stupor for the last, maybe like two weeks,

and I have come to the conclusion that online multiplayer games are bad.

Like, they really are.

And I'm a big video games defender, but I need to put my foot down and just accept that

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