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A Date With Dateline

Addendum: The Verdict of Empire Lake

A Date With Dateline

Kimberly and Katie - ADWDL

True Crime, Tv & Film

4.65.6K Ratings

🗓️ 11 September 2020

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Summary

In a nation-wide podcast conspiracy spanning humans and and creatures large and small, a very important piece of information has been removed from the A Date With Dateline coverage of THE MYSTERY AT EMPIRE LAKE. Who is behind it all? Why was this vital information erased? What is meaning behind this verdict so controversial it had to be HIDDEN from listeners?

You guessed it. K & K made a boo boo. Sorry 'bout that!


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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hi everyone, this is Kimberly and this is Katie and this is a very special announcement from a date with date line. Oh, we should say don't listen to this. You should stop right now if you haven't listened.

0:11.5

If you have not listened to mystery at the lake of which the name were unsure, umpire, impuille, empire. That way. If you haven't listened to that episode yet.

0:24.8

This is not for you. You'll have to listen to this after. That's why it's called a dendum. Yeah, it's for after. It's for after. That's a fancy word that means after. Does it? No, I think it means extra information. Okay. Well unclear. Not too much.

0:40.9

Not past. Pasta. That's after someone dies. Who?

0:46.2

Batten a thousand. Keep it up. Um, it has recently come to our attention. Thanks to Dr. C 1970s on Twitter.

0:55.3

That our most recent episode has been dare I say hacked. Oh, is that what has happened? Our episode was intersected and edited by a member of a group called

1:09.2

Ju and on. Ju and on. They are a conspiracy theory group that believes that all podcasters eat hedgehogs in some sort of magical ceremony to gain more listeners and downloads.

1:20.4

And that our queen is Kelly Rippa and she's pulling the strings from a secret tunnel underneath that bean shaped statue thing in Chicago.

1:30.7

Is she herself a head talk? I could see that. She's actually a head the queen hedgehog hedgehog in a skin suit. Yeah.

1:37.9

And so they're trying to stop us from doing these evil deeds. I tried to tell them that we have never been in the same room with Kelly Rippa or a hedgehog, but I would like to because she seems fun and they're adorable. Yeah.

1:52.6

Like I really would like one as a pet and I wouldn't eat it. Um, and then I told them like we don't even get that many downloads. And they said that's because their defense is working.

2:04.4

Oh, so they're blocking us.

2:07.4

They're blocking us from getting a certain number of downloads. But bottom line, they are going to start capturing our episodes and taking out the most crucial bits of information that our dear listeners would need to hear such as in our past episode mystery on on peer lake.

2:29.3

Let's say it was an episode about a man who went to trial four times for a murder. They would edit out the actual verdict that finally came in.

2:44.8

This is a very long-winded way of telling y'all that there's no verdict in our episode, even though we did in fact record what the verdict was.

2:55.9

Whoopsie. Whoopsie.

2:59.5

But I won't negotiate with terrorists. Never have never will.

3:04.1

Got it. I've had that policy since I was a child.

3:08.0

It's very good. It's a strong policy. Um, policy wise, it's strong.

3:12.8

Now that could have happened or maybe this happened.

3:20.3

Clue music.

3:22.2

Oh, okay. Clue music. Got it.

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