Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you,

so let's get into it. No, Klein. First, we have to talk about San Bernardino International Airport and how they've got you covered this summer, whether you're traveling to San Francisco or Provo, Utah. What do you want? Sit in traffic on the side of the five freeway and smell that cow manure? Of course you don't. Skip the drive and fly hassle free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend.

And it's convenient, you got low-cost parking five bucks a day. And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley Show. K Rock, we are Klein Alley Show. Lots of ways to get involved. Phone number, text line, 800520-10-10. Let me start with your news now. Then we'll get into a brand new hour of the show. And boy, it will be the greatest hour of your life, something we've promised many times. But this time we actually mean it because we got lots to give you. And we will make all of that happen after this. Grab your adderol. It's time for ADD News. We heard from people on the street yesterday about who they think will be the next to go after losing so many celebrities last week.

And apparently there was a close call that we did not even know about.

Was Super Bowl champ Dion Sanders.

He let everyone know during a press conference that he had a battle with, and that he had to have his entire bladder removed,

but that now he is cancer-free.

He is all good.

He said God is good.

He's ready to continue coaching college football.

He showed up in overalls on a cowboy hat.

And Klein, he is now a proud member of the diaper-wearing community.

And the health that had been told, like, it's a totally different life.

I mean, thank God.

I'm now, I'm done deep.

I depend on depend.

You know, if you know what I mean.

I truly depend on the pen.

Like, I cannot control my bladder.

Rock pants.

Call them rock pants, sir, and give them the credit and the glory they deserve. So you can be proud when you speak about the fact that you wear rock pants. And by the way, rock pants are what we were going to put on adults when they don't want to miss, you know, show, you know, don't want to miss songs from their favorite bands at concerts. but we can come up with a whole sports line of adult diapers for people that don't want to miss plays at the football games.

Well, it seems that he is... don't want to miss songs from their favorite bands at concerts, but we can come up with a whole sports line of adult diapers for people that don't want to miss plays at the football games.

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