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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8671 Ratings

🗓️ 21 August 2025

⏱️ 13 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

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0:00.0

Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you,

0:03.7

so let's get into it. No, Klein. First, we have to talk about San Bernardino International Airport and how they've got you covered this summer, whether you're traveling to San Francisco or Provo, Utah. What do you want? Sit in traffic on the side of the five freeway and smell that cow manure? Of course you don't. Skip the drive and fly hassle free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend.

0:04.3

And it's convenient. You got low-cost parking five bucks a day. And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley Show. Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you, so let's get into it. No Klein. First, we have to talk about San Bernardino International Airport and how they've got you covered this summer, whether you're traveling to San Francisco or Provo, Utah. What do you want? Sit in traffic on the side of the five freeway and smell that cow manure? Of course you don't. Skip the drive and fly hassle free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend. And it's convenient. You got low-cost parking five bucks a day. And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley Show. Let's get into some 80D news this morning on K Rock. We are Klein Alley Show. Then a brand new hour can officially begin. We got lots of tickets to give you this morning, including very soon we get you into our just-announced endless summer barbecue,

1:11.3

a week from tomorrow happening with all of us, all of you, Royal Otis will be there, barbecue

1:16.7

and some surprises that we can't even get into, but it's going to be a great time and a great

1:20.7

hang as we continue to let summer roll on right into September. We will do that and get you in

1:26.5

coming up shortly. Then in exactly an hour,

1:29.4

get you on the standby list to go fly to New York's the Oasis and Cage the Elephant, plus give you

1:33.2

access to the private K-Rock show happening at the L-Ray with Cage the Elephant. But first,

1:39.0

your news. Grab your adderol. It's time for ADD News news rule number one around sharks is don't be a dumbass

1:48.8

there's a reason sharks have been around for millions and millions of years they've been around longer

1:53.8

than trees they are vicious survivors and if you see one you probably shouldn't try and tease it

1:59.0

take a selfie with it or trying to get a fun shark video, because this will happen.

2:04.4

We're out shark fishing on the beach here, and one of the guys I'm with got bit in the leg.

2:09.0

This actually happened to a fisherman. They had hooked a lemon shark, and they wanted to hold its mouth open, get that picture before releasing it, and then the shark managed to get loose and bite the crap out of the guy's leg before swimming away. Sean Muse and his friends

2:21.4

hooked a six-foot lemon shark. But when he stopped to snap a picture... We were taking the hook

2:27.1

and we just finished taking the hook out of his mouth. We're going to go release him, and the shark

2:31.7

just turned and bit me. Mews was airlifted here to Gulf Coast Medical Center in Lee County. Being airlifted must be so cool but so humiliating. You know, it's like getting carted down the hill in the snowmobile when you're at a ski resort. You start doing the math on how much that's going to cost you because you know how much an ambulance ride costs you going, I'm getting a private chop ride right to the roof of the hospital yeah and I've been in an ambulance hurt and gone god I wish that I could get to the hospital any other way that's got to because this says expensive the one benefit of I guess dying when you're being airlifted in an emergency is he'll never see that bill that's the one like like sweet really. Yeah, but don't they send it anywhere?

3:09.9

Someone else will get it, but it won't be your issue.

3:06.9

Because I think when you land, when they like tell you when the airplane's landing, you're going to be okay. Don't worry about it. Then you're like, no. They're like, oh, I'm going to be stuck with such an expensive bill. This is terrible. He says he's lucky to still have his leg. I'm one of the fortunate ones, and I'm a shark bike victim.

3:08.1

A lot of good stories now.

3:24.6

So now he's happy because he's got a good show. still have his leg. I'm one of the fortunate ones, and I'm a shark bite victim.

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