I cannot swear to you that there is swearing on this show, but there might be.

It's the kind of behavior I engage in.

It's Thursday, March 28th, 2019 from Slated to Digest.

Mike Pasca, let me tell you something.

Colbrue is good.

Don't let anybody shame you out of it.

Or earbuds, or really good earbuds, and noise-cancelling, headphone,

also cured meats, and decent bread, non-store-bought.

You know, I'm going to say, artisanal bread.

These are all things that hipsters are said to like, and they're good.

I like them, too, and I felt bad about liking these hipster things,

but I said, damn it, I'm going to like what I like.

I'm not going to wear a scarf with a t-shirt, because that's stupid,

but I am going to eat cured meat.

You know what else I was going to do?

I was going to go to Iceland, and I did go to Iceland,

and it was wonderful to go to Iceland.

And I know that the hipsters are always going to Iceland,

and putting it on Instagram, but still, it's an amazing country.

It's Iceland.

And if you have to be like a hipster to do it,

well then be like a hipster.

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