Welcome to stupidity, home of the greatest medium mind ever to walk the planet.

Okay, so here's a deal. He's a true icon in every sense of the word.

He's loved and feared more than any being to grace this planet.

There's too gosh, a man with a voice that sounds like Barry White and Beyonce has a Jewish baby.

God himself would pay $39.99 for a cameo.

Fact of the matter is, you are about to embark on a transcendent experience that can only be described as psychological nudity.

This is Stugas, and this is stupidity.

Here we go, Jim.

Tony!

All right, Mikey A, we are still waiting around for ARA Rogers to side with the New York Jets.

We're going to have Adam Schefter on, the number one information man in the NFL. I will be willing to celebrate a little bit if Schaefter makes me feel better. Like if Schaefter says, hey, it's a done deal. You guys have nothing to worry about. Okay? Then I might come around to, you know, celebrating with you and being happy about this.

But until Schaefter does so, I'm not going to do it.

I will ask him about it coming up here in a few minutes.

But if Schaefter even hints,

even hints that this thing could fall apart,

Mikey, I'm done.

I am finished with a jet.

How about that? Where in your life would a moment

rank where you're interviewing Adam Schaefter and he gets the news while talking to you that

Aaron Rogers was officially traded to the Jets? Where would that rank all time in your life?

Just ahead of the birth of my kids. Just that.

Just slightly.

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