Miss Fit toys.

Doug Hates, candy wrappers, greeny, maybe sticky seats with 50 as a top or fertile tin.

His teeth, they're still not born, that he won't see the Doug loves movies.

Hey hey hey everybody.

Steven, my name is Doug and I love movies.

You know what I know it's been a while since the last show here but you know this is

supposed to be Hollywood.

Every other town is showing you guys up with their precision and their enthusiasm for that part of the show but you know sometimes I regret even getting that started.

It feels weird to always demand that an audience behave a certain way every time I like you to be individuals.

But we're coming to you once again from our original home, the UCB Theatre in Los Angeles.

I should start doing that.

I usually don't raise my hand up like come on give it up but that was really you guys are great trained seals.

Oh that guy's finally here. Thank you. Thank you for arriving.

There's nothing worse than a front row empty seat. I just stared at the whole time. Who the fuck has the nerve.

It's Tuesday March 27th 2018 and I'm feeling alright about the name tags. I know the guy came in late doesn't have one.

Oh maybe he does. He was moving around like he might. No.

You reached down between your legs. Oh your coffee cup is your name tag. What does it say?

You don't know. Oh yes you don't understand what a name tag is.

But you also don't understand what kind of shirts people wear. Stand up and show everybody a weird shirt.

I didn't say come up on stage.

Thanks for being here dude.

You're in the usually for years and years there's a guy we called baseball Jordan or I call him that because his name tag was a baseball with Jordan written on it.

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