Glassman, boppers, I want to give you some energy right now because you're tuning in to

be entertained.

And as Russell Crowe once asked, what's the matter?

You're not entertained because in the gladiator days, if you're not entertained, then your

minds will go get fucked.

But luckily, we're not in the gladiator days.

And I could just be calm and honest with you.

I'm in Cleveland.

I have not using my normal equipment.

I brought a different microphone home.

And I'm here for a couple of weeks because it's my birthday and I wanted to be home for

my birthday.

And while I was here, I have a lot of editing to do.

So I bought a $5,000 computer because I needed some, you know, I added it in 4K.

I needed some power.

And this beautiful iMac Pro has a 15-day return policy.

So I'm at my parents house.

I set up a little fold-out table in the living room.

It's like I have an office at home.

And I kept the screen, the sticker on the front of the screen.

I installed Adobe Premiere and that's the only thing I put on this computer.

I'm editing everything off my external hard drive.

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