Adam Ray | The George Janko Show Ep. 127
The George Janko Show
George Janko
4.8 • 814 Ratings
🗓️ 4 September 2025
⏱️ 84 minutes
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Timestamps:
00:00:00 Adam Ray Introduction
00:03:30 Dogs, AI, and Racist Pet Jokes
00:06:53 Cat Stories: Leonardo Decatrio & Greek Cat Culture
00:10:14 Tony Robbins, Life Coaches, and Zoom Events
00:13:30 Childhood Nicknames, Dyslexia, and Special Ed
00:17:01 Would You Rather? & Standup Comedy Origins
00:20:52 Impressions: Biden, Dr. Phil, and Comedy Techniques
00:24:07 Dr. Phil Stories, Netflix Special, and TikTok Rabbit Holes
00:27:40 Viral Videos, Animal Rescues, and Halloween Traditions
00:31:23 Trick-or-Treating, College Stories, and Russian Breakdancers
00:34:43 Breakdancing, Backpack in Toilet, and Ireland Tour
00:38:05 Coldplay CEO, Epstein Files, and Old Age Stories
00:41:32 Social Media, Dan Bilzerian, and Playboy Mansion
00:45:04 Long-Distance Relationships & Regrets
00:48:43 Dan Bilzerian Parties & Gender Ratios
00:52:12 Popcorn Reading, School Struggles, and Weight Loss
00:59:01 Assyrian Heritage, Passion of the Christ, and Cartoons
01:02:48 Fashion Choices, Black Suits, and Spending on Experiences
01:06:35 Bus Tours, Plane Travel, and Phoenix Heat
01:10:38 Universal Studios Tour Guide & Making Kids Cry
01:14:20 Theme Park Characters, Spider-Man, and Background Acting
01:18:04 Standup Comedy Career Advice & Seinfeld Documentary
01:21:20 Adam’s Dream Show, Sandler Goals, and McFlurry Machine
01:22:53 Plugs, Final Jokes, and Show Outro
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | I've ruled out uni because I want to live at home. |
| 0:02.0 | I've ruled out uni because I want to earn money. |
| 0:05.0 | I've ruled out uni because of my grades. |
| 0:10.0 | Study with the Open University and there's no need to rule out anything. |
| 0:13.0 | With our respected degrees, you can learn from home and work alongside study. |
| 0:17.0 | We're open to all. Plus, you'll have the support of expert tutors. |
| 0:22.8 | So rethink your future with the degree you didn't think was possible. The Open University. |
| 0:28.3 | The future is open. Adam is our guest today. Adam Ray, what's up? |
| 0:32.9 | Come here. |
| 0:35.6 | Kamala Harris I was trying to do on stage the other day. You know, millions of American, you know, you cannot even afford to put food on the table. |
| 0:42.3 | I mean... |
| 0:43.3 | That's pretty close. |
| 0:45.3 | That's pretty close. |
| 0:46.3 | My dad, no joke, took 80 milligrams of THC a few weeks ago because he thought it was CBD. |
| 0:50.3 | And I was like, how are you? |
| 0:51.3 | And he's like, I'm fine right now, but last night I got stuck trying to take my hoodie off |
| 0:54.5 | for four hours, I thought I was going to die. |
| 0:57.7 | No, I never even finished that story. |
| 0:59.4 | It was gamed off. |
| 1:00.2 | Yeah, we're good. |
| 1:01.0 | So is, um, is, uh, is there anything to eat? |
| 1:05.5 | No. |
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