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Why Mommy Drinks

Adam Pally: Quarantine Cucks

Why Mommy Drinks

Campfire Media

Parenting, Kids & Family

4.61.2K Ratings

🗓️ 22 February 2021

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Actor Adam Pally (The Mandalorian, Happy Endings, The Mindy Project) hangs with Betsy and Amanda this week to discuss kids bombing your Zoom work meetings, how to pass the time in an endless pandemic, and eating chicken nuggets in the rain to escape your family.

This episode is brought to you by our sponsors Curology, and The Whinypaluza Podcast.

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0:00.0

You guys my ten year old I was teaching an improv class on zoom just like this and my and it was kind of like this

0:24.1

So you could see the door and my ten year old walked in dropped trap just like like walked in with his shorts around his knees and said

0:40.9

He's ten so it's not like a small kid. This is not like a baby. It's like a door of all. No.

0:48.4

My yesterday my my yesterday was a zoom meeting and I was my little one and he came in. He's three and he came in and I had to say like you know I was like oh this is my son Drake's very cute you know okay okay goodbye and then like tried to move him off

1:09.6

But he was in that mood where sometimes he's like you're not I'm not moving out of here. Yeah

1:15.7

And so then you have to like put your parenting skills on duty in front of the people on zoom you know and so like I definitely didn't want to mute it because if you mute it

1:28.4

It gives the impression even though that's not what happens when you make impression that you're like in that will feral sketch where you're like just one second

1:36.0

mute like it's not like that but we're really happy so I and but I also don't want them to hear what truly does happen which is me being

1:46.7

psychologically tortured by a three-year-old because like I don't you know which is also horrible to witness and be around so yeah

1:55.9

And so I had to be I so I was like okay Drake he like

1:59.0

That's okay we're just you know I was like we'll take the blocks we'll take everything I picked them up

2:03.4

Okay, we'll go outside and then right at the door it was like

2:07.0

No, and I was like oh shit, okay

2:10.5

It's like you can't have a meltdown

2:13.8

And and and I made like I'm already I'm still on zoom so I so I was like okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay

2:19.7

And like I was like here's your iPad here's your iPad you can sit like right right over there, you know

2:25.8

Did that work

2:27.6

Absolutely not okay in like two seconds. I had to say the word stop playing piano

2:37.6

Like

2:40.4

You know, I'm sure he's screaming right now. I'm sure he's in the stage three three is such a terrible

2:46.0

Oh, yeah, three-nader. It's the fucking worst three is so hard. I don't remember it being this hard

2:51.8

But I guess you don't remember anything. I guess that's why you you haven't up more kids. Yeah

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