64-year-old man in Italy shocked medical personnel when he was found to wake in bed with a crossbow bolt sticking out of his forehead.

Now, the man is a crossbow enthusiast, whatever that means, discovered by police after a family member...

He's like a crossbows, Miles.

Contacted them.

See, to me...

Okay.

Crossbows are cool, but don't aim it at yourself.

If I'm working in a store, you come in with a gun. I'm going to be like, okay. Crossbows are cool, but don't aim it at your yourself. If I'm walking, if I'm working in a store, you come in with a gun, I'm going to be like,

okay, take what you want, please don't shoot.

If you come in with a crossbow, I'm like, ah, I'm just run around.

Sure.

It freaks me out.

But I think crossbows are cool.

I feel like crossbows would hurt more.

I think, because you got to pull that bad boy out? Yeah, that's the difference. I just feel like if I shot somebody with a crossbow, I'd have to toss a piece of garlic on them, too. Yes, in case they are a vampire. Yeah, well, I'm just saying, generally, that added thing. The only person you ever see walking around outside of a hunter, maybe. And I'm guessing this guy was a hunter, thus he was enthusiast, but you're right.

You're not happy. The only person you ever see walking around outside of a hunter, maybe. And I'm guessing this guy was a hunter, thus he was enthusiast.

But you're right.

You're not hunting vampires.

Why do you have a crossbow?

So I guess this guy lives alone.

He'd been in his bed for two days without eating or drinking.

He was conscious and taken to a hospital.

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