Hey, part of my take listeners, you can find every episode on Apple podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen, add free on Amazon music. On today's part of my take, we have a to for for the people Adam Morrison and IOC, Dean of the IOC, Dick Pound. We have NFL top 100 running back debate, which is actually a really good one. We have a hot seat cool throne. We're going to fix sports. We're going to do a Mount Flush more of candy. We got a ton of show for you. And we're going to do it right now with the cash app. Pardon my take is brought to you by the cash app. Not only is the easiest place to send money to your friends. It's the safest. So go download it right now. You don't have to be handling any cash. You can send money to your friends without you touching that disgusting cash right now. And you can also use code bar so you get $10 for free. Use that to tip your favorite bartender, your favorite waitress, your favorite person at a restaurant that may be struggling right now. The cash app can do it easily. You just send it right to someone you don't have to do some face to face interaction. This is the social distancing of cash transactions. That's what the cash app does. And again, if you use code bar, so you get $10 for free, that's $10 for free. There it is right in your cash app. And $10 goes to ASPCA. It is that easy. So go download it right now. Download the cash app from the app store, Google Play Store today and get involved with the only social distancing cash app there is right now. Do it. Okay, let's go I'm not washing and then I can't live all on the sun. Oh, no, we're gonna rock it down to electric. I value and then we're thinking higher. Oh, we're gonna rock it down to electric. It's part of my tip. It's sent to my bio. It's new. Welcome to part of my take presented by the cash app. What are you doing Hank? Hank spend the once up. He's been right out. I'm thinking that I'm gonna be a cash app. But this is all here. It's not it's when I have my when there were mic issues. I keep thinking they're mic issues. No, we're good. We're good. Welcome to part of my take is ended by the cash app. Go download it right now. Use code partially. code partially get $10 for free $10 to ASPC A today is Wednesday April first April fools day guys We have no sports and everything's canceled forever and I know I'm not trying to be a bummer But when Brian win horse broke the Chinese basketball news to me That was a gut punch because because here's what I'm doing. I'm a calendar guy. I'm trying to figure out how we're going to get back into this thing. Chinese basketball, China is four months, around three months, like ahead of us, schedule-wise. That means we aren't going to have sports. We're not going to be ready for sports at the very earliest, somewhere in June, July,

and I don't think that's happening.

So I don't know how time zones work.

I think they're only like 12 hours ahead, at least when I was there, that's what the clock told me. I'm not, I'm just thinking that China doesn't want us to have basketball. So that's why they're postponing their own season. I think that there's plenty of room for negativity

to be coming up later this summer.

Just give me something off in the distance

that I can look forward to.

Give me a mirage that I can pull myself towards. Don't tell me that there's nothing out there. Allow me to be disappointed a little bit later. See, this is, I'm approaching this the exact opposite way. I have canceled sports for 2020, 2021, and possibly 2022, and anything that we get that comes sooner than that is a bonus. I'm not going to let myself get my heart broken over and over because here's the thing. I'm so stupid. I still think somehow they're going to play March madness and I have to just remove myself from that, that thought and be like, listen, nothing's getting played forever. Like not to be alarmist, but the world has ended

and sports are over. Well, so that's not true. First of all, it's patty false. And I can prove that it's false because we are getting a golfing showdown between Phil Mickelson and Tiger Woods with maybe Tom Brady and Peyton Manning like playing doubles against each other. That would be awesome. I think that like these celebrity golf things are going to be the only thing that we're going to have to pull us through the springtime.

We could do, like any sport that's one on one with distance, like tennis is perfect. We just get fed, have feder play against Nadal every single weekend for the next three months. PFT, the future of sports is everyone watching video games and then every three weeks or so a closed set where Dana White has people beat the fuck out of each other. That's all we have. You're forgetting about the Brady versus Manning thing. That's going to get canceled. I'm so, like, I'm not like you are, but it's going to be Manning against Brady. I don't care if it's not football. It's still in my, in my brain, it's football. They just guys going at each other.

They just created that event just so they can cancel it. I'm sorry. Everyone's addicted to canceling shit now. It's fucking, it's a joke. So I'm, I am, listen, this is the, this is, I'm going to call them down. No, no, this is how, this is how you have to cope. You have to put your guardrails up. you have to not let yourself get hurt repeatedly because I know some people are saying,

oh, we'll wait till May 1st and we'll figure out just get this through your brain They were never gonna watch sports again And then if they say hey, guess what? We're gonna play 10 games of baseball in fucking November. I'll be so pumped for that. I won't give a fuck So that's where I'm going from like if they give me Emma and Emma less of the, play the fucking Casey, whatever the hell they are in December, I'm good with that because I've already set the expectation I'm never going to see live sports again. Stand down, stand down, pessimist cat, negativity cat. I'm not going to be able to deal with like going through the entire rest of this year with no sports whatsoever. It's just not, it's not even an option in my head.

We're going to get sports.

Exactly. That's why you're going to break your heart against. I don't care. My heart is callous over seven times. There's enough Game of Thrones for me to watch going into 2022 if I have to. Okay. I've got a stock pile of content that I can get into. There's going to be sports. Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on.

Is it weird though that you're watching Game of Thrones, but you know exactly what happens?

Because you watched

the last season with us. I watched the last season in the recap and the full recap that you talked about all the time. The recaps were about 15 minutes long and every single clip was a second. So I don't know what the hell happens to any character. I vaguely remember what happens to like to aria i know what happens aria in the night king and all

that stuff

i remember what happens to

kings landing

at the very end of the dragons and all that. But there's so many characters in that show that I apps. I could not tell you what happens to the hound. I don't know what happens to the Coliseas boyfriend or whatever. If I can make a recommendation, PFT, you should just skip to the third season and watch it three, four, five, six, seven, eight, one, two.

Yes.

...