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Welcome to Improv for Humans with Matt Bester. That's me. This is Improv for humans.

It's not for Loki. Okay? He's bad. I learn. Today, three other humans myself will be improvising

off your suggestion. Give it to me. At Matt Bester on Twitter, you've got to go there. We'll

take your suggestion. Some other sources of conversation. We'll spin some scenes from that.

It's just that easy, but I'm going to start off by talking to our guests. Chris Getherd.

Welcome. Thank you. First time on the show, right? Indeed. Indeed it is.

All right, because you're a New York guy. That's true. We might talk about why you're here,

because it's very fascinating, but I always like to start off with just a serious question.

Okay. So why is Carmella one of the most selfish players in the history of NBA basketball?

Now, I know you're an NBA. Don't get upset right away as a Nick fan and non-basketball listener

or fans listening. Carmella Anthony is this very talented young man. Very a great

scorer. He's a scoring machine, you could say. Maybe the top scoring machine in the NBA,

at least in the top five without question, but also such a selfish player.

What do you agree with that one? And if you do, what causes that? Can he get over that to be

on a championship team? Well, I think the first thing I'll say is that feels kind of like a loaded

question. It feels like there's a lot of opinion interjecting into it. I'm a huge Nick's fan.

I think Carmella can be a selfish player, but I watched him this whole year. How many times have

you actually watched Carmella play full games? Because I watch him and he's hard. I have a hard time

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