Good morning from hell. This is Clayton. I'm here with Chris. Chris, hello. Hello.

Chris died recently and my journal punishment is a shot. I'm gonna do this.

Shut your mouth. This is a journal punishment. It's the interview every resident of hell.

With me, his best friend Clayton, who was also the owner of his soul.

Chris is about to tell you how I'm running for office. Chris, go ahead.

Yeah, so Clayton here is running for the president of hell against his brother, Satan.

That's right. All right, well, now we get all that all the way. Let's start the show.

Okay. So how are you doing Clayton? Super amped up. I'm on running on my seventh cup of coffee today.

Seven cup of coffee. I said, sorry.

I'm gonna make some duplicates. I'm gonna kill you. No, I'm just running on a lot of coffee.

I double triple brew my coffee. So I take the coffee and I use it as the water for more coffee

and then I use that to make energy drink coffee. We've talked about this in past episodes,

but I'm experimenting on hold-doon levels. I'm seeing different wavelengths. I'm smelling

color. I'm tasting rainbows. My heart is pounding so fast, Chris. Let's start the fucking show.

We did. So how's the campaign going? Are you ever going to pick a running mate?

No, no running mate. It's not yet. I am looking for mates though. Just regular mates.

Just regular mates. I am very lonely. I am so tired of being alone. And also we need a sixth lady.

The sixth lady? Yeah, sixth lady. It's like a first lady on earth, but she's the spouse of the president.

Okay. So there's just one of them, but she's the sixth one. Or do you have to get married

and divorced five other times? How does it work? I don't know. Saying the salary's the rule,

and currently he has over 800 wives. I don't really know how it works. I'm just kind of falling his lead

on this one. Anyways, if you want to be a wife of Clayton, please submit your bio via Twitter

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