Fall is here here here, back to school, ring the bell, wear new shoes, walking blues, climb the fence, books and pans.

I can tell that we are going to be friends.

I can tell that we are going to be friends.

Ladies and gentlemen please welcome Mr Conan O'Brien Thank you.

Oh my God. God.

Hey, how are you?

New York, Brooklyn, Manhattan,

the Bronx, all the boroughrows are here!

How are you? How you doing?

This is the New York Comedy Festival.

We are thrilled to be part of it.

Very cool to have you here.

Thanks for being here.

Did you buy that shirt or make that shirt?

You want to come up here and show everyone what you're wearing. Guess, let this one

a hand. What is your name? I'm Crystal. Okay, Crystal, look at this shirt. Do you know what it's like for me to come out here and

performing is all about confidence, you know? And you come out here and the first thing I see is this lovely

lovely woman but her shirt is me at a very confusing difficult time in my life.

Look at that bowl haircut. in my mom had a

mom had a Sears and Roebuck hair cutting kid there were six of us she would line us up and she would go by and she would cut straight across.

Every time you bend over it looks like I'm being crushed.

Hi.

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