I have to tell you, I was a huge Maroon 5 fan, and I'm glad that you agreed to sit down with me today

and discuss the scandal surrounding the infidelity in your marriage.

How many times did you cheat with women that you met on Instagram?

Zero times.

It's Adam Devine, not Adam Levine.

Thank fucking God.

Thank fucking God.

What is up, Daddy Gang?

It is your founding father, Alex Cooper, with Call Her Daddy.

Are you taller than me?

What's going on?

No, no.

Your legs are longer than mine.

This is the thing on Instagram.

Everyone thinks that I'm like six feet.

And then they meet me in person.

And they're like, why are you so short?

And I'm like, first of all, fuck off.

Yeah.

I mean, you're appropriately sized. Right. Thank you. You're a great size. But I'm like, why? That's the first thing people say. Well, and then, but then look at where your foot is dangling right now. I have long legs. Yeah. And see, look at my little. No, you're taller than me, but my legs are long. Yes, true. That's fair to say, right? I've got a weird shaped, like my torso is the exact same length as my legs. Like, can you do this? Oh my. Like that's not, it's not even like flexibility. That's just... Wait. Yeah, but see how that was kind of, call her daddy. Yeah, that was. Wait, that's great. That's a good trick. I'm going to start asking people. Also, you did that very. Yeah, it's like two. It's do, do, do, do, do you do do that. Do you do that often? It's all my whole career is based on me doing that. They're like, you're a physical comedian.

I'm like, no, my body is shaped weird. It's funny. You look at me and you laugh because you're like, that's off. What's going on? He's like a human cartoon. No. I think you look great today. Thank you. I wore my fancy jacket. It looks really nice. I asked my wife, I'm like, I'm like, should I like, like, dress nice?

And she's, like, I'm like, should I like,

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