Barry Wix wore a gold speedo and a gold cape and I not having talked to Wix I don't think wore a black cape and a black

Borat suit thing and I had like elbow pads and all this stuff I don't know I was just making it weird I had like a

a bottle of astro glide like sex loop on my tape to my top tube.

Just as like, I don't know, for fun, whatever.

I remember, it was hot as shit.

And I was riding.

And it was me and Barry.

And then Mark Weir, Mark Weir was on, he had like a full suspension bike with a pretty low gear, which was actually pretty sweet

there. So it was the three of us.

And I remember like drinking from my

water bottle and putting it back and just being

like, man, my lips feel so

weird. Because the top

of the screw cap had fallen off

of my sex loom. It just poured all

over my water bottle.

It's showtime, everybody.

Showtime!

You've been living in a dream

world, Neil.

This is the world

as it exists today.

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