Doug hates candy wrappers screening baby sticky seeds with 50 acid pop or kernels in his teeth.

They're still not one that he won't see because Doug loves movies.

Hey, hey, hey, everybody.

My name is Doug and I love movies.

This is Doug loves movies.

Holy shit, that was better than rehearsal.

You guys really brought it for the actual performance.

Apologies for saying you guys, that's a microaggression. This, we are coming to you for the first time from Denver Underground Comedy Club,

the only above-ground underground club in the world in Denver, Colorado.

And we are recording at 420-ish.

Again, I was busy at 420.

We were recording 4-20-ish on Saturday, May 23rd, for release on Thursday, May 28th, 26.

So I'm just hoping nothing big happens in the news in the next four days.

Then we're going to be like saying stupid shit on a podcast because we didn't

know any better. You know what I mean? Like right now, Los Angeles might explode. So I'm getting

that out out there right now. That's all I know at this point is that there's a problem

in part of Los Angeles and there's going to be a big explosion.

So they evacuated 40,000 people. This gets funnier with every sentence.

I hope everybody survived whatever is about to happen.

That really timestamped the whole situation, didn't me?

All right, so let's look at the prize bag, everybody.

I brought a bag full of prizes.

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