Adam Carolla
Joy with Craig Ferguson
Craig Ferguson & Studio71
4.7 • 743 Ratings
🗓️ 8 April 2025
⏱️ 49 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This is me, Craig Ferguson. |
| 0:02.3 | I'm inviting you to come and see my brand new comedy hour. |
| 0:05.4 | Well, actually, it's about an hour and a half, |
| 0:07.0 | and I don't have an opener because these guys cost money. |
| 0:09.4 | But what I'm saying is I'll be on stage for a while. |
| 0:12.6 | Anyway, come and see me live on the Pants on Fire Tour in your region. |
| 0:18.3 | Tickets are on sale now and we'll be adding more as the tour continues throughout |
| 0:22.5 | 2025 and beyond. For a full list of dates, go to the Craig Ferguson show.com. See you on the road, |
| 0:30.9 | my dears. My name is Craig Ferguson. The name of this podcast is Joy. I talk to interest and people about what brings them happiness. |
| 0:45.3 | My guest today, everyone, is a gentleman who is outspoken. He knows what he thinks, and he's not afraid to tell you what he thinks. He's going to tell |
| 0:55.3 | you right now, he is the singular Adam Carolla. Enjoy it. All right, so we very briefly were talking about the right age to complain. |
| 1:16.6 | I feel like I'm 62, I'm going to be 63 very soon and I think that's, now I can really start to complain. |
| 1:23.6 | I can get people off my lawn, I can say that young people are ruined in the world |
| 1:29.4 | and that my hip hurts. And all three of those things are maybe true. Yeah, but the problem is |
| 1:36.8 | we've now enacted a sort of demographic for a complaint, which is if you're heterosexual male |
| 1:44.0 | and you have money and you're over |
| 1:47.7 | six foot and you're white, then who are you to complain? Which is, I feel like I don't want that |
| 1:55.8 | taken away from me just because of the color in my skin or just because of my bank account. |
| 2:00.6 | I feel like |
| 2:01.6 | complaining is, you know, maybe not uniquely American, but maybe we've perfected the art of it. |
| 2:11.2 | And I like the notion of having all these things going for me and still complaining. |
| 2:18.9 | I feel like it should give hope to other people. |
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