Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Wild Ride With Steve O'Neil and I don't mind if I feel a little bit sexy this Christmas.

Yeah, dude. So what can I say? The guy is a legend of podcasts and he's on my podcast. So let's get into it.

Ladies and gentlemen, Adam Corolla. Yeah, dude.

Thanks for having me. Hey, man. Thank you for coming on. I'd like you to meet my co-host Scott Randolph.

It's up at him. Hi Scott. And we've also got at the front of the van. The gorgeous Paul Brisky.

Hey, Adam. How are you? Hi, Paul. So yeah, dude, where to begin, man? We have an illustrious history.

I don't think we need to rehash it too much. The Adam Corolla show drunkest I ever was on TV.

I don't think people quite realize how bloody I was by the time I left there from kicking my foot through that glass table.

Like I really sustained a serious laceration and when I woke up in my bed, it was blood all over the place.

Do you not remember being there? I remember being there. I don't remember leaving. I don't remember anything to do with being on TV.

Would you do that, Dave? Now, whatever. We could ask Adam now. That would be better than me telling him.

Well, that'd be good title for your next book. And I'm serious. Like I remember showing up. I don't remember leaving the Steve O story.

Yeah, man. So your last book was the title of it about service animals.

Let's see. It was called, I'll be your emotional support animal. Do I? I am your emotional support animal. Sorry. Got the name of it.

I love how much you have just absolutely shit on people in their service animals and all the rest of it.

And I have to tell you that I got this dog right here, which I found in Peru. I found her in the streets of Peru, brought her home.

And I just love her so much. Have to bring her everywhere. So I looked into it. And I don't know. I don't know if you know this.

I know most like flight attendants, people at the airport, check-in counter, don't even realize that in fact there is no such thing as official certification for a service animal. It doesn't exist. Do you know that?

No, I know there. I know there's such a thing as a dog like a seeing eye dog. Those dogs get get certified. But the emotional support animals.

Now that does that's like the Chupa Cobra. But we don't we don't put emotional support. Right. Right. Right. Right. That means seeing eye dog.

Okay. Here's here's the reality of it. Yes, there is great levels of training for seeing eye dog. However, there's no such thing as official certification. There's no test to pass to get like a license or anything like that.

And the rationale for that is that if there is one sort of a governing body, then that governing body is going to have like a monopoly over it. And they just don't have any certification.

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