Adam Carolla

Life is Short with Justin Long

Wondery

Comedy Interviews, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy

4.8 • 9.3K Ratings

🗓️ 11 May 2021

⏱️ 96 minutes

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Adam Carolla (I’m Your Emotional Support Animal: Navigating Our All Woke, No Joke Culture) talks to Justin about starting out in the entertainment business with no connections, the time he trained Jimmy Kimmel in boxing, and he tells Justin his thoughts on cancel culture and the "woke police".

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0:00.0	Hey, prime members. You can listen to Life is Short. Add free on Amazon Music. Download the app today.
0:12.5	When I was a kid I used to love to make prank phone calls. A reoccurring character I had was the very innocent
0:20.2	international man.
0:22.2	Foreign man. Can you say foreigner? You can say foreign man, foreigner, all of a sudden sounds.
0:26.9	Yeah, I'm just disparaging. Anyway, he was a guy who's very positive. No, you can say foreigner.
0:31.4	So he was a little bit like Laka from remember Andy Kaufman's Laka. Uh-huh. It's sort of like yes. I think I like this.
0:38.8	I must have just ripped it off watching Andy Kaufman. Anyway, I would call laser hair removal places
0:44.7	and I would say yes, I'd like some hair to be removed. Oh, yes, okay. And where where is the place you
0:52.9	were concerned with? Eh, ahead and then my head. Okay. And did you want like the is it the back of
0:59.1	your neck or no, no, no, tap of head. Like a little hair removal laser removal from side and
1:05.6	the lip at the top longer. Oh, and then they would eventually realize I was talking about a haircut.
1:10.5	How old were you when you wasted these innocent people's time? I was old enough to know better.
1:16.1	I'm ashamed of it. Thank you for sorry. I really turned turned that into a lot. I was just curious.
1:20.9	That was an innocent question. It was a teachable moment and I haven't learned my lesson because
1:24.6	you're right. I started my energy was more braggie and you're right. I did. I was too old. I was old
1:30.1	enough to know but I was in college but it's still funny. You know, it was like calling mose. It was
1:34.2	better and now maybe they have a story that's held to. Oh, okay. Yeah. Everybody wins. Okay, that's a
1:38.7	nice way of looking. See how I did that. Oh, wow. You really a real roller coaster this this
1:43.9	episode so far. Motion roller coaster. Buckle up. Life could be a dream. Life could be a dream.
1:54.7	You're listening to Life Be Short. I'm your kind of embarrassed host Justin Locke. Life could be a dream sweetheart.
2:01.0	Dude, dude, dude, dude, Shabu.
2:06.5	And with me as always is a question. My, my critical. I thought you were going to say bashful.
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