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The After Disaster

AD #560: The Hot Dog Gambit

The After Disaster

Tyler White

Comedy

4.9949 Ratings

🗓️ 25 September 2020

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

We're back at The Fifth ogling skate punks, the perils of making ice cream, bondo regrets, a nut-based crime and Mike's one-of-a-kind debate strategy he'd like to offer Joe Biden.

Transcript

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0:00.0

The midnight comes a little faster, a little faster, runs another stop sign,

0:21.0

happy ever after once she lets her go down laughing at these stupid things I say

0:28.4

moonlight underneath the window reflecting in the tear drops falling on the yellow and she asked me have you

0:37.0

ever been so happy that it makes you want to cry. Have you ever been so happy that it makes you want to cry? Listen up, there's something I should tell you.

1:03.0

I was not always like this.

1:05.0

I used to be so miserable with every boy who touched me or ever tried to fuck me.

1:11.0

I used to be so frantic at home alone on weekends. Television by myself,

1:17.0

waiting for the phone, feeling ugly. Have you ever been so lonely that it makes you want to die?

1:25.0

Have you ever been so lonely that it makes you want to die. So, Breaking up is no longer an option resonating in my head.

2:14.4

My favorite thing she ever said to me.

2:21.2

Shotgun marriage on the first day in Vegas and I could not wait. We talked it over and saw Tom Jones instead.

2:30.0

And he was just magnificent.

2:34.0

Keep it going to keep it going.

2:39.0

Keep it going. Have you ever been so lonely that it makes you want to die? Have you ever been so lonely that it makes you want to die?

2:52.0

Have you ever been so empty that it makes you want to die. Have you ever been so empty

2:54.0

that it makes you feel like have you ever

2:57.0

been so happy that it makes you cry. Oh, no. Oh, are the sorrows.

3:25.0

gone are the sorrows.

3:28.0

Gone are the tears for you love me truly. Oh, hey, hey, did.

3:48.0

So the same dude.

3:50.0

So far, so good.

3:52.0

It is the same dude, T-0. I don't know if you can see from your

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