AD #474: How Do You Know About Zulu Totems?

The After Disaster

Tyler White

Comedy

4.9 • 949 Ratings

🗓️ 1 February 2019

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

NAMM, Masculism, Totem Poles, Racial Profiling, Teddy Roosevelt and so much more. All delivered with our unique brand of complete and total ignorance.

Mike and Tyler Go to NAMM ($5+ Patrons)

PIT Manuever gone wrong

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0:00.0	Keep it going. Have you ever been so lonely that it makes you want to die?
0:18.0	Have you ever been so empty that it makes you feel like have you ever been so happy that it makes you cry. So, Oh, God, the sorrows.
0:54.0	gone are the tears.
0:59.0	For you love me truly. How come there's no peeking chicken? It's only peeking duck. Chickens are obvious.
1:19.8	Chickens don't ever peak. No? You want to start over? We're only
1:24.1	Oh we're rolling. We're only 12 seconds in. I can just start over.
1:26.7	It's duck even better than chicken. Hell yes. Duck is so good. I don't know
1:31.6	about that. It's so good. You can eat it rare. I don't know much about duck breast and it's amazing.
1:37.3	Except for I know that in Chinese restaurants on the 50s they would form your
1:40.5	to-go container foil into the shape of a duck.
1:43.2	I've been to non-Chinese restaurants to do that.
1:45.4	I've not had a duck in probably 10 years.
1:48.8	Yeah.
1:49.8	Gave up on the duck.
1:50.8	Too cute.
1:51.8	He killed too many and with his Nintendo.
1:54.0	I don't even know where to get duck.
1:55.0	You want to start in a Chinese restaurant.
1:57.0	Oh, then again, I had my life so I never meet you guys and never have to do this shit show.
2:01.0	Wow, that is so goddamnaud damn rude and hurtful.
2:03.5	I don't give a fuck.
2:04.5	This is the new me.
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