AD #463 We Didn't Start The Fires

The After Disaster

Tyler White

Comedy

4.9 • 949 Ratings

🗓️ 16 November 2018

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

California is ablaze and we're pretty sure we had nothing to do with it.

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0:00.0	Have you ever been so lonely that it makes you want to die?
0:08.0	Have you ever been so empty that it makes you feel like have you ever been so happy that it makes you cry. So, Oh, God, the sorrows, gone are the tears.
0:47.0	For you love me trolling.
0:55.0	We're trolling.
0:57.0	We were ready. We want to bail on this place. We want to pay the bill. The egg was so runny. A check, that's the way I ordered it a runny egg.
1:14.0	Like a runny marathon.
1:16.0	Check please.
1:17.0	Check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check,
1:19.0	a check, check, a check, a check, a check, a check, check, a check, a check,
1:20.0	much like you listener, I have no idea what's happening.
1:22.0	Check, may I have no idea what's happening. Check please.
1:23.0	May I have the check.
1:25.0	Check please.
1:26.0	I would like the check.
1:27.0	He's the funniest.
1:29.0	How many times do you do the signature thing to the waitress or waiter?
1:34.0	Never.
1:35.0	Really?
1:36.0	I think it's embarrassing. What?
1:37.0	I just go hate Tuts.
1:38.0	I think it's embarrassing and Lauren said she hated it when she was a waitress.
1:41.0	Really?
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