AD #457: Dr. Tiesto, I Presume
The After Disaster
Tyler White
4.9 • 949 Ratings
🗓️ 5 October 2018
⏱️ 65 minutes
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Summary
*David Attenborough Voice*
"In the rich urban jungle of Southern California, three Caucasian Pabs have a boisterous discussion on a variety of topics, in an attempt to communicate to the outside world. Understanding these animals, has only just begun." (Episode description via Patreon-er Daniel Munoz)
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| 0:00.0 | Have you ever been so lonely that it makes you want to die? Have you ever been so lonely that it makes you want to die? |
| 0:10.0 | Have you ever been so empty that it makes you feel like have you ever been so happy that it makes you cry? So, Oh, carvassal. One are the sorrows. |
| 0:45.0 | the tears. |
| 0:46.0 | Gone are the tears. |
| 0:51.0 | For you love me truly. one. |
| 1:07.0 | Hey, no repeats of last week with the dead air. |
| 1:11.0 | Do not like that. |
| 1:12.0 | Mm-hmm. I kind of liked it but what was last did we get any feed |
| 1:15.6 | do we do a show last week yeah we did a show last week why open up with like 15 seconds of just |
| 1:20.0 | week dead air Mike please add 15 seconds of dead air please don't do that Mike please let's just add it I'm |
| 1:26.3 | Mantically and organically like please. I have a family hey what do you guys |
| 1:29.8 | Brian what Michael Tyler what Jesus. What did you guys what do you guys been up to since last week? |
| 1:34.4 | Oh, pretty much same same old stuff sex |
| 1:37.4 | fucking blasting yeah necking you know necking you know necking that sounds good that's the that's the the fourth hottest thing you can do you know what I always thought it was when I was a kid I thought it was like the cliffhanger grip like if someone's fallen off a cliff how you grab their wrist and they grab your wrist. Yeah, you thought I thought necking was like you're in the shape of making out only you're kissing her neck and she's kissing your neck. |
| 2:10.3 | Or he, he, she, that's what I thought. So like two, like two vampires. Yeah, I thought it was, I thought that's what necking was. |
| 2:13.2 | Attacked each other. Inspiration point, you know, you drive up there, you park, your |
| 2:17.9 | dad's car, you get in the back seat, you neck. Did giraffe really do that thing where they wrap their necks around each other? |
| 2:24.1 | Nope. I'm pretty sure they do. I don't know. I think it goes like, it goes like, it goes like, |
| 2:27.3 | woo-woo-woo, like all the way up, like multiple times. |
| 2:30.0 | Then they share a leaf like a lady in the tramp? |
| 2:32.6 | Yeah, yeah. |
| 2:34.5 | I'm pretty sure. |
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