AD #445: Sampling Janet

The After Disaster

Tyler White

Comedy

4.9 • 949 Ratings

🗓️ 14 July 2018

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

The guys return once more to Anderson's backyard to soak up the sun and spend way too long discussing samples before getting to the bottom of an unfinished story that's been bothering a listener for YEARS.

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0:00.0	Have you ever been so lonely that it makes you want to die?
0:08.0	Have you ever been so empty that it makes you feel like have you ever been so happy that it makes you cry. So, God. All the sorrows,
0:45.0	gone are the tears.
0:49.0	For you love me trolling.
0:55.0	Trolley. Time to mail some shit in.
1:05.0	Oh yeah, mail it in, calling it in from the road from the phone.
1:09.0	Welcome to the after disaster where we just don't give a shit. We don't give a shit. We started a half an hour late.
1:14.8	Not a bad new slogan. We just don't give a shit. Yeah we're an hour, hour late.
1:21.6	Are we an hour late? Our, yeah, we're supposed to start hour late. Are we an hour late?
1:22.6	Hour, yeah, we're supposed to start at 11.
1:24.5	It is 11.
1:25.7	So we're 57 minutes late.
1:27.2	All right, I round up.
1:28.4	I'm not here for your fake news, Anderson.
1:30.6	Would you like to round up your total today for charity? Do you guys like it?
1:34.8	No, I would not. It's so easy. Who says no to that? I do. They don't even tell me what the
1:40.3	charity is and then guess what they guess what these corporations do with the charity money.
1:43.7	Oh yeah they use it for charity, God knows what.
1:45.7	Oh by the way, and then they use it as a giant tax write-off for the corporation.
1:49.4	I finally got the guy.
1:50.4	I get jot.
1:51.4	You can write it off.
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