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The After Disaster

AD #434: Blurry-Eyed Eagles

The After Disaster

Tyler White

Comedy

4.9949 Ratings

🗓️ 28 April 2018

⏱️ 86 minutes

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Summary

Mike can't see, Anderson was in a biker gang, Tyler blew his writing career and Elvis can't stop kissing people.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Bue Boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo

0:18.6

boo boo boo

0:20.3

every time I get sad or upset with life Mike.

0:23.0

Every time I get sad.

0:26.0

Not every single time, but many times, probably a, many times a week I would say.

0:32.0

If something's upsetting me and I and I you

0:33.7

dazzle Jack Daniel straight from the bottle and everything is fine I need a smile

0:38.3

to crawl across my face you know what I think of and it's not that hard to make to come up with with the idea because you know I live here in the

0:46.0

valley and liquor stores are on every corner but I'll be upset or annoyed or you know just

0:51.4

having a rough time and then I think about you going sober

0:55.4

and the very first day that you've decided to become a clean sober living guy

1:00.9

you see somebody walking out of a liquor store and you chastise them in

1:05.6

your mind. I know I know that makes me so happy I think about that every now and

1:10.0

then too I'm like it makes me every time no matter how upset I am I get a smile on my face when I think of you going look at these

1:16.8

fucking losers it's such the day that you decided to become sober it's such an accurate representation of my huge hypocrisy.

1:26.2

My huge hypocrisy.

1:28.1

Oh, it delights me to no end.

1:30.3

Like, just on the, I'm way aware just just now. I was I was upset I'm not having the the greatest evening and

1:37.0

Now every time I pass the liquor store I'd see people walking down and I would think of you saying that and it made me very happy every time.

1:43.5

I still feel it and you pass a lot of them on the way here.

1:45.8

Oh my God, don't it.

1:46.8

Donut stores, massage joints.

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