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Pardon My Take

Actor Miles Teller, MLB Playoff Rules, And We Get Inside The Mind Of A Marketing Genius, Dana B

Pardon My Take

Barstool Sports

Football, Sports

4.882.2K Ratings

🗓️ 12 February 2020

⏱️ 97 minutes

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Summary

ay to stay relevant baseball or more importantly get everyone talking about something besides the Astros. Rob Manfred unveils the proposed new playoff format and people are pissed (2:17 - 15:55). NFL Free Agency is going to be incredible this year with Phil Rivers and Tom Brady officially joining the FA market (15:55 - 21:59). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Pam Anderson and Duke (21:59 - 34:40). Actor Miles Teller joins the show to talk about his career, his love for the Eagles, busting balls, and whether or not he's an asshole (34:30 - 66:27). Segments include bachelor talk for guy that don't watch the bachelor, this league for J-But and Embiid, and a discussion with the marketing genius behind Zillion Beers, Dana B.


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0:00.0

Hey part of my take listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen, add free on Amazon Music. On today's part of my take, we have Miles Teller, a little interesting, different type of interview. I actually didn't know a ton about Miles Teller, but I liked the guy. He was a true ballbuster in the good way. So we had a lot of fun with him. We have baseball losing their mind. We have hot sea cool throne. Guys on chicks, little this league. A lot to get to on a Wednesday and before we do all of that, part of my take is brought to you by the cash app. Not only is it the easiest place to send money to your friends, but it's also the place where you can buy fractional shares of stock with as little as $1 Hank have you bought some pen national stock not saying you should But have you have okay, so do you own up do you technically own us as I own the packers you own yourself? Yes, you you own yourself take control not myself more vacations your body right and Yeah, it's go out my boss boss again I can do not not saying you should buy it but it is going up that's just the fact it is going on a Tuesday on a Tuesday nice I know that little Wayne right sunny digital close it was it little in no all right I thought I was right there for some digital close shit awesome. All right, so you can buy Penn National Stock

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1:46.3

Okay, let's go. And then I laugh so quick to be done Look at the hand I love washing And then I can't live all on the floor Oh no, we're gonna rock it down to E-L-S-R-I-V-E And then we're thinking higher Oh we're gonna rock it down to E-L-S-R-I-V-E It's part of my tip presented by Bar. Steal Spots. Welcome to part of my take presented by the cash app. Go download it right now, use code barstool. You get $10 for free. $10 the ASPCA. You can also buy some stocks. Penational stock. Do it right now with the cash app. Today is Wednesday, February 12th. And baseball is very relevant. Way to stay relevant, baseball you have maximized the first two weeks of February. Really this wasn't a sweet spot. Well, because they knew that they were going to have a couple weeks to sneak in right after the Super Bowl before the Combine. They didn't count on the XFL. And they wanted to get everyone to stop talking about the Astros and the fact that their entire like the last three championships have been tarnished by people banging on trash cans. And sneakily all they had to do to get us to stop talking about the Astros was to just not have baseball be in the news and all or we naturally in the cyclical nature sports. This is baseball hibernation season that we're in. They could have just kept their mouths shut and we wouldn't bring it up, but they did. They changed the rules. They did a little Mike Greenberg.

3:29.0

It's an entire league run by an army of Mike Greenbergs right now. Do you have the rules in front of you? Yeah. So they did. It's a proposal and let's back up for a second because this actually is prime baseball season for the most diehard your baseball fan you know tweeting three days till pitchers and catchers or pitchers and catchers have you know arrived and we're still two months away from meaningful baseball. So it is pitchers and catchers as far as I know they spend like one week away from Arizona and Florida. Yeah every year. They take like a year vacation from being reported. It's a big it's big season for watching your favorite team like the new acquisition throw, throw 10 baseballs off a mound, and then go and play 18 holes a golf. Through, like, you take a picture of them or a grainy video, like a big foot quality video through a chain link fence that also has that blockade screen played over it, from about 300 yards away. New rule, for baseball, we're gonna get to the actual proposed new rules, but here's how you could stay relevant baseball. Have Bartol Klohn report every single spring, even though he's not on a team anymore, just to see how fat he is. Just have him report. Just have that be a pit. That should actually be like punk Satani Phil. It should be baseball's back. He just reports to just Arizona in general. He doesn't even go to a camp. He can do both. He can do one Arizona, one Florida, have the families on opposite coast. Here you go. Perfect. And then he just shows up carrying like an old school suitcase wearing a Tommy Bahamas shirt and a fedora. And that's a boom. That's the perfect beginning to spring right there. OK, so the proposed rule is baseball wants to, I think it's in 2022, it would start. They want to have the playoffs shift to seven teams, seven teams make the playoffs in the A L and seven teams make the playoffs in the N L. Now what happens from there? The first team, the best team in the league gets a buy. So both A L and L and L have one buy. Okay. Then going down the list from there, you have the next best team gets to pick their first round opponent. And so the first round switches. So the first round instead of the one game playoff, the first round is now a three game series all at the higher seeds home stadium. So there's still benefit for being a two three or four seed or no two two or three seed Okay, uh wait no two three or four. Yes, because five six seven so two three and four all are at home for three games Got it to start the playoffs now what happened wait wait wait wait wait wait Selection Sunday they're all at home for a three game series. Yes. So all three games are you mean two out of all three games

6:05.9

Or at home. Oh wow, okay. Yeah, so it gives obviously the benefit, you know if you're 81 and 81 and you get the seventh seed Uh-huh, you don't get a home playoff. All right, so let me ask you this if you're in the national league and you're going up It get let's say the Dodgers somehow only get the fifth seed Do you want playoff cursor on the first round?

6:23.5

Yeah, this is the intrigue. So this is why and we'll get to the fallout and people being upset about it

6:28.6

But yes, that is a, that's what ends up happening. So you get the selection Sunday, the two, three and four get to or two in three, get to pick their opponent. Four goes with whoever's left. Yeah. So the two seed gets to pick whoever they want to play. It could be the 17, it could be the 15, it doesn't matter. Or the 15, I'm getting confused.

6:47.8

Basically, I got all the numbers. So the two seed gets to pick whoever they want to play. It could be the seven team. It could be the fifth team.

6:45.1

It doesn't matter.

6:46.0

Or the fifth team, I'm getting confused.

6:47.9

Yeah, basically, I got all the numbers.

6:49.6

Basically the four is the last person at the bar at the end of the night and you're like, yeah, I guess me and you are, we're gonna do this. It's the ultimate bulletin board material because the two seed gets to pick a team basically say we're gonna kick the shit out of this team and then that team gets to say no one

7:02.8

believes in us we're gonna kick the shit out of you and then of course the three seed gets to

7:07.0

pick and then the four seed ends say no one believes in us. We're gonna kick the shit out of you.

7:05.3

And then of course the three seed gets to pick and then the four seed ends up with the five or whoever is left and that will be the new playoffs and then they go next round goes back to the regular. So four teams are left regular five game series. Got it. Then the CS. I personally, it's crazy. stupid and I know baseball purists will hate it but from a fundamental level of

7:28.7

making I personally it's crazy. It's stupid and I know baseball purists will hate it but from a fundamental level of Making September more enjoyable making a lot of markets still feel like they have a shot Having just more playoff baseball, which isn't a bad thing and eliminating the one game playoff That always kind of feels like it screwed someone over. I'm kind of in on this.

7:45.2

Listen, I don't like the one game playoff even though it worked out really well for the Nationals this year just because of that error and like the eighth inning, but I was very close to being on the wrong side of that one game playoff and it sucks. Yeah, sucks. I don't I don't like it at all. It doesn't feel fair like after 162 game season to have one game where it's like, okay, you lose, you go home. So I'm with you. I like replacing that. I also like the

8:09.0

intrigue of having a by week even though I hope that a team I root for never has a by week that sounds like it sucks. Yeah, just sit around No, you get to you get to get everyone in in line. You get to watch everyone else beat each other up So it's actually good. I mean, it's a competitive advantage I know but I don't. It really isn't that long because I would assume they would start playing the next series. Like they'd play the first round right away.

8:29.7

Yeah, I'd be like Thursday or Friday would be your first game. I don't like the idea of a by-week. I don't like it. I like keeping in rhythm if you're a baseball team. Well, rest first. trust the bait

8:38.4

with their we go with you can have it every year stands

8:41.6

but uh... i'd i'd do like how it's messing with people's brains because

8:45.4

you write the outcome of all this is i think it's more fun

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