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🗓️ 5 January 2026
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God and Jesus are back on air after their holiday break for Jesus' "birthday"! They discuss the latest news, and sadly things are not any better in 2026. We chat about Trump wanting to literally rule the world, his continued obsession with McDonalds, Jesus' obsession with the new show Heated Rivalry, what's going on with Tim Walz, and so much more.
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome in, everybody. This is the God Show. It's January 5th, 2006, Monday. I'm God and I'm here with Jesus. There's a lot of things that have been going on since we've last been with you. Let's see here. Trump, they refused to release the Epstein files. They redacted the hell out of them. |
| 0:23.8 | They've only released 2%. And then on the day they were supposed to release the explanations for their redactions. |
| 0:32.1 | They just attacked Venezuela instead and killed a bunch of people. |
| 0:39.8 | And then... |
| 0:41.3 | 80 people. |
| 0:42.9 | Yeah, abducted Maduro, which... |
| 0:46.3 | Who's a bad dude? |
| 0:47.3 | Everybody's like, everybody's like right now. |
| 0:49.5 | They're like, don't get me wrong. |
| 0:51.6 | Don't get me wrong. |
| 0:52.3 | He's a bad dude. |
| 0:53.3 | I don't like Maduro. I'm super happy that this is happening. And he, he looks exactly like Saddam Hussein's twin. I was thinking that too. Which is very weird. Everybody's thinking about. Everybody's saying that. Right? We're not the only one. History. They say history doesn't repeat, but it rhymes. |
| 1:12.0 | Oh. |
| 1:12.6 | I'm saying here history repeats itself. |
| 1:15.1 | It literally does. |
| 1:16.6 | The United States is attacking another country for oil. |
| 1:21.6 | Another theme that is repeating itself right now, Jesus. |
| 1:26.5 | The United States getting itself involved in a quagmire in a very jungly country. |
| 1:32.5 | Yep. |
| 1:33.2 | Trump said he's going to have America run the country for the foreseeable future. |
| 1:38.8 | And now let's attack Cuba and several other countries too. |
| 1:43.0 | Why not? |
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