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🗓️ 17 September 2025
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Thank you for the overwhelming response to COME ON KERPLUNK! We could've never imagined it would touch so many lives. Might be a good way to get someone's attention if they are tuning you out... or ask them for a piece of gum.
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| 0:00.0 | The following podcast is a Dear Media production. |
| 0:16.9 | Hey, can you come pick me up? |
| 0:18.7 | Yeah, what's wrong? |
| 0:19.8 | Nothing? |
| 0:20.7 | Are you sure? Yeah, no, wrong? Nothing? Are you sure? |
| 0:21.7 | Yeah, no, I just need a ride. |
| 0:23.2 | Ride. |
| 0:25.2 | I just want to have fun. |
| 0:26.8 | Start your engine. |
| 0:27.6 | I'm Benito Skinner. |
| 0:29.7 | I'm Mary Beth Barone. |
| 0:31.1 | And this is Ride. |
| 0:36.6 | Respectfully, I think it's her rhinoplasty that makes people think she's from L.A. |
| 0:41.2 | I've already broken the levels. |
| 0:43.9 | Wow, I knew you were going to open with a banner. |
| 0:45.9 | You just broke the sound barrier with that one, kid. |
| 0:48.8 | Love you. |
| 0:50.2 | Dear Media, clip that. |
| 0:51.7 | And only clip that to show who she truly is. |
| 1:14.5 | Your true colors shining through. I wanted to just say that I've never had a rhinoplasti, not even once. Thank God you could say that on the pod. And how lucky are we to have a pod to just debunk? To say that. It's debunking. Also, when I see comments that are like, isn't she dating that British actor? I'm like, either like, pay attention or fucking clock out. Don't be half-assing it. |
| 1:23.2 | Someone said, one person commented, the White House twink thinks he's really slick, huh? He went and changed his name and got masculine defining jaw filler. I almost said, thank you. Thank you. |
| 1:31.2 | It's a movie. It's pretend. You're an adult. You should know that. Me at the White House. |
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