Action Park

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🗓️ 15 November 2017

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

Action Park is an amusement park located in Vernon, New Jersey, United States, on the grounds of the Mountain Creek ski resort. The park consists primarily of water-based attractions and originally opened to the public in 1978 under the ownership of Great American Recreation, who also owned the ski resort which at the time operated under the name Vernon Valley/Great Gorge.^[2]

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0:00.0	Dude, just muted.
0:03.1	Right. But then how will they know I disagree?
0:05.5	Well, no, they won't, but that's the point.
0:08.8	I don't understand.
0:09.8	Yeah, that's true. You don't.
0:11.6	You don't get Twitter.
0:13.8	Hey guys!
0:14.8	Oh, God damn it.
0:18.2	Yeah, Tom, what'd you do to the recordings studio, man?
0:22.4	I turned it into a water park.
0:24.4	You see that? You see that? Isn't Seesaw gonna be mad at everything's water?
0:29.6	No, no, not really. I made a wave pool.
0:32.3	So, yeah, old hairy guys love wave pool.
0:34.4	It is so peaceful in here.
0:38.2	See? He loves it.
0:39.9	He does sing a love it.
0:41.4	Yeah, yeah.
0:43.2	Okay.
0:44.6	I'll bite, I guess.
0:46.2	Why did you turn the studio into a water park?
0:49.2	Get out of the way, kid. I'm going again.
0:50.7	It's not your turn. It's my other turn.
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