ACT - "Business Cousin" (Wednesday 2-4-26)

A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan

Tom Vann & Dan Dennis

Comedy, Improv

4.8 • 546 Ratings

🗓️ 5 February 2026

⏱️ 49 minutes

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0:00.0	Today's show is brought to you by My Eternal Vitality.com.
0:04.4	If you're not feeling good, well, you probably need to go see our friend Dr. Powers.
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0:25.1	Now, enjoy the show.
0:27.7	Live from the injured
0:28.7	on the go, just call Mo Studio.
0:31.3	It's a blast! It's Orlando's
0:32.8	own Tom and Dan.
0:38.8	Ground floor, lobby, going up.
0:42.3	Hey, I just punched someone outside, and the cops are coming.
0:45.9	Who did you punch?
0:46.7	Well, this random driver.
0:48.8	Who's it?
0:49.5	I want to...
0:50.5	Out of character.
0:51.4	But I'm going to tell the cops, he called me the N-word.
0:53.8	Oh, great.
0:54.3	And then society will be like, oh, okay, it's just to find out.
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