ACT - "Born Trashy" (Monday 4-13-26)

A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan

Tom Vann & Dan Dennis

Improv, Comedy

4.8 • 545 Ratings

🗓️ 14 April 2026

⏱️ 94 minutes

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0:00.0	Today's show is brought to you by My Eternal Vitality.com.
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0:25.1	Now, enjoy the show.
0:27.5	Live from the injured on the go
0:29.0	Just Call Mo Studio.
0:31.0	It's a blast! It's Orlando's own
0:32.9	Tom and Dan.
0:38.6	Ground floor, lobby, going up.
0:41.9	Hey, did you know that scratch-off tickets have expiration dates?
0:45.8	What?
0:46.2	Yeah, yeah.
0:46.5	The regular scratchers, Florida lottery style?
0:48.6	Yeah, yeah.
0:49.0	I have hundreds of dollars of scratch-offs that I've won dollar here, free ticket here.
0:56.1	I thought you're going to cash them all into the end of your life. That's the way
0:58.5	that's what I want to do, where they're all
0:59.9	expired. 69th floor,
	...

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