ACT - "Bagel Bites Paradox" (Friday 5-22-26)

A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan

Tom Vann & Dan Dennis

Comedy, Improv

4.8 • 545 Ratings

🗓️ 22 May 2026

⏱️ 52 minutes

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0:00.0	Today's show is brought to you by My Eternal Vitality.com.
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0:25.1	Now, enjoy the show.
0:26.9	Live from the injured on the go,
0:28.6	just call Mo Studio.
0:30.4	It's a blast! It's Orlando's own
0:32.3	Tom and Dan.
0:41.0	Ground floor, lobby, going up.
0:43.1	Hey, it's Memorial Day weekend.
0:45.8	Yeah, official start of the summer.
0:47.0	Yeah, buddy, party time.
0:49.1	Yeah, barbecues, pool party. Hot dogs.
0:49.8	You know what all that has in common?
0:51.6	Memorial Day food, barbecue food.
0:54.8	Oh, sticky snacks. And John Graham is bringing in a bunch of Memorial Day food, barbecue food. Oh, sneaky snacks.
0:59.5	And John Graham is bringing in a bunch of Memorial Day food for us to try, some weird stuff.
1:01.5	He better not talk about my mom's bush.
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