ACS: Todd Glass

Adam Carolla Show

PodcastOne / Carolla Digital

Comedy, Talk Radio

4.5 • 36.3K Ratings

🗓️ 8 July 2011

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

'The JV Team' is filling in today since Adam is on the road. Bryan and Alison are happy to be cohosting, and Bryan gives a health update on the brain tumor he was diagnosed with in 2009. He also thanks everyone for their support, and talks to Alison about a website where your friends can anonymously select your negative qualities to see what other people think of you.

Comedian Todd Glass then comes on the show, and talks to Bryan and Alison about the heart attack he had backstage at a comedy club in LA. He talks about his life since the accident, and how he's now stopped smoking and has lost a lot of weight. Bryan talks to him about his early stand up days, and the guys also discuss good-looking comedy club layouts.

Moving into the news, the top story is Casey Anthony's jail sentence, which will already end on Wednesday. The guys then discuss the difference between doubt and reasonable doubt, and a new law that says it's a felony to not report a missing child within 24 hours. The guys also talk about how to deal with shitty tweets and audience hecklers.

In the last part of the show, Alison brings up the returning trend of men's watches. Todd also goes on a rant about his mom still not receiving the Subaru she was promised. As the show wraps up, the guys talk about the benefits of podcasting for comedians everywhere.

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0:00.0	You're listening to the Ace Broadcasting Network.
0:16.0	From Corolla 1 Studios in Glendale, California, and streaming live on Ustream, thanks to
0:22.3	New Texts Tricaster, this is the Adam Carolla show.
0:27.2	Adam's out doing stand-up, so filling in, Walt Bryan, with Allison Rosen on news.
0:34.4	Brian's guest tonight, comedian Todd Glass. And now, a man who wishes he could whip his
0:41.4	hair, Brian Bishop. Yeah, Carolla Show. Welcome to the Adam Corolla Show. I am not Adam Carole. I'm
0:49.4	Ball, Brian. Filling in for Adams on the road today. I find this all very confusing. I know. Listeners are
0:56.0	most likely already disappointed. We're 10 seconds into the show and I can feel the disappointment.
1:00.5	I feel like we've lost some of them already. I tuned out eight seconds ago. You're not alone.
1:05.2	Allison Rosen is here with me. That's me. To deliver the news and to co-host the show. Thank you.
1:09.2	This is an exciting treat. Really,
1:12.1	the whole JV team is here. The starting team has gone on the road. They have a road game tonight.
1:16.8	That's right. They have an away game. That's right. And we're here. We're going to clean the
1:20.2	locker room later.
1:21.6	Do you think we're stuck with the JV cheerleading squad? Probably. Which would be rough.
1:26.5	Right. Depending on the school, of course.
1:28.6	Well, I take offense at that because you might not know this, but I moonlight on the JV
1:33.3	cheerleading squad.
1:34.2	Really?
1:34.6	Yeah, but I have no pep.
1:36.0	So basically I just stand on.
1:37.0	I'm like, go.
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