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You're listening to the Ace Broadcasting Network. From Corolla 1 Studios in Glendale, California, this is the Adam Carolla show.

Adam's guest today, the Sclar Brothers, plus Allison Rosen on news, Paul Brian on sound effects, and a round of blah, blah, blog.

And now, a man who has three less eyebrows than the Sclar brothers, Adam Carolla.

Yeah, you're lucky I'm not doing that insulting math, and I've already moved on emotionally.

Good to see you guys.

Nice to see you, too.

The name of the show, by the way, United Stance of America, Tuesday, 10 p.m. on history.

I find both of you strangely compelling.

Well, thank you, I think.

I'm going to take that as a compliment.

I would watch your late night sports show where you would take, like, battle the network take like Battle the Network stars and all that kind of kind of. I wish we had Battle of Networks. Well, Strongman competitions, Spelling Bees, all that stuff. And it just couldn't take my eyes off it. It was a vortex. Yeah, it got sucked in every time. I think we kind of lucked out on that show because the material itself is stuff that you

want to watch.

I mean, you get into this.

Like, I don't know if you were this way when you were a kid, but Saturday afternoon,

right before your parents would go out, it was keep Jackson, cliff diving.

Yes.

Acapulco, Mexico.

They're like literally hundreds of people from the hotel who had no better crap to do but to stand out here and watch this guy.

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