You're listening to the Ace Broadcasting Network.

From Corolla 1 Studios in Glendale, California, and streaming live on Ustream, thanks to NewTex TriCaster.

This is the Adam Carolla show.

Today, Adam sits down one-on-one with author and old friend Teresa Strausser.

And now, she is his lady, Adam Carolla.

Yeah, get it on. Yeah, get it on.

Got to get it on, no choice but to get it on mandate.

Get it on and welcome back.

We are going to do a special one-on-one show today with the great Teresa Strasser, mother, author, philanthropist.

I don't do that much. I don't do me. It sounded good, though.

It did sound good. And I understand that I'm following the insane clown posse, and I feel like

that's fitting. We're very similar. I saw Lynette yesterday, and she said, oh, you're going to do a one-on-one?

Adam just sat down with those insane clown posse guys, and he really got in there.

Well, it will have been a couple of weeks now, but yeah, I, you know, it's flattering when people

say, I hate those guys, or I didn't think I was going to like those guys, but I found it

fascinating or interesting, and I thought there is something in everybody.

It's a lot of pressure on you to make me likable. Let's go.

I need a fucking team of surgeons to pull that shit off.

And therapist.

I hate when they show a picture of me and I'm wearing the exact same shirt hat,

under shirt and glasses that I'm wearing now. Yeah, scary. But they wear the same

clown makeup everywhere.

...