ACS: State of the Union

Adam Carolla Show

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Comedy

4.5 • 36.9K Ratings

🗓️ 3 January 2011

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Adam Carolla returns for his 2011 State of the Union. He also gives some thoughts on Christmas, and takes your calls. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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0:00.0	Hungry for some comedy?
0:02.0	Good one, I said.
0:05.0	New animated series, Bob's Burgers, coming to Fox.
0:09.0	All Fox animated series are great, right?
0:11.0	What's Bob's Burgers?
0:13.0	Well, Bob owns a burger joint, and he has a dysfunctional family,
0:16.0	and they help him run it.
0:18.0	You see, if they weren't dysfunctional, it wouldn't be funny.
0:20.0	And it's Fox, so it's got to be funny.
0:22.3	Series premieres Sunday, January night.
0:24.8	Look out, Simpsons, Family Guy, and Marmaduke.
0:28.1	Huh?
0:29.1	Oh, just Simpsons.
0:30.1	Bob Burgers is coming to town on Fox, right after an old new Simpsons.
0:34.6	Brr! You know what that means? That means it's wintertime. an all-new Simpsons.
0:44.5	You know what that means? That means it's wintertime. Or I just made a tinkle in a public urinal. I don't know why I get that weird shake thing. Hmm, got to look into that. Talk to Dr.
0:49.4	Drew. Anyway, it's winter. You know what that means? That means it's going to be a hell of a commute.
0:54.9	Oh, a lot of snow days already. But let's not let business suffer. Who cares if that old man
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