ACS: Shira Lazar and Calls

Adam Carolla Show

PodcastOne / Carolla Digital

Comedy, Talk Radio

4.5 • 36.3K Ratings

🗓️ 30 November 2010

⏱️ 94 minutes

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Summary

Adam welcomes Shira Lazar back to the show, and explains to the listeners how we're in the final stages of selecting a new permanent news girl. He talks to Shira about her Thanksgiving weekend, and also her cup size. Adam also talks about his wife downloading his audio book, and listens to a sample where he rants about the 80s radio station program director.

Top news story: the scent of pumpkin pie arouses men more than any other pie. They also discuss the recent passing of comedian Leslie Nielsen, and Adam and Bald Bryan recall their favorite scenes from Naked Gun. Also in Hollywood news, Shira names the two young actors selected to host the Oscars next year. There's also a bit of football talk, and Adam compares the different types of dropped balls in sports.

Also in the news, you can now get a $191 Jaywalking ticket in Los Angeles. Adam talks about his assistant Jay's recent ticket, and Shira tells of her own ticket woes. Adam also talks about his success driving a car with the dealer plates on, and goes on a rant about shitty cops and city officials raping their citizens.

Though Bill Burr is AWOL, Adam takes a couple of listener phone calls. The first caller talks about his own chicken-shit ticket, and asks Adam to recall a story about a San Diego hookup that wasn't meant to be. Other listener calls involve the Wikileaks, and Adam's thoughts on the new Top Gear. Shira wraps up with a story about Kim Kardashian, and she and Adam sing a parody song for World AIDS Day.

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