If you can hear the sound of my voice, that means you're a very generous person and that you care about the youth of this society and especially Shakespeare.

We had the first annual Shakespeare Kager at my house in Malibu. It was a wild success.

So thank you very much for subscribing to this. It's all going to a very worthy cause.

That's the Shakespeare Festival. It's, well, I got to be honest. I don't know that much about it,

other than it helps kids. It keeps them off the streets. And they put down the gun and pick up

one of those collars that's super frilly

that looks like it's made for a dog, not to chew on itself,

and then maybe some tights.

Either way, the Shakespeare Festival is a very worthy cause,

and you people should pat yourselves on the back for donating to that very worthy cause.

But enough of my yap, let's get to the comedians.

Well, we're doing the first remote podcast from my home in Malibu, and our first guest is Jeffrey

Ross. Nice job up there. Thank you, buddy. It's an honor. Jeff went up there, did his comedy.

We're doing a charity event.

We're just kind of doing it on the fly.

I'm a little bit drunk, so you have to bear with me.

I saw your roast on Dancing with the Stars, which I think you're going to do every year and spectacular, but some of the stuff's kind of edgy.

And I'm wondering, like, do you have to clear all those jokes before you do them

Interestingly enough they wanted they wanted to sort of have a

What do you call it? You know they want to be able to go we didn't know what he was gonna say

Oh really they want to a deniability

Yeah, so they want to be able to deny what you said. So that's an excuse not to check

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