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From Corolla 1 Studios in Glendale, California, this is the Adam Carolla show.

Adam's guest today, movie reviewers Schmo's No, plus Allison Rosen on News,

bald-brien on sound effects, and a round of gaywalking.

And now, if you went crazy and ate his face,

you'd spend a month flossing out his unibrow.

Adam Carolla.

Yeah, get it on.

Got to get it on, no choice, better get it on mandate.

Get it on. Got to get it on. No choice. Better get it on mandate. Get it on. Welcome to the show. Good to see you, Allison Rosen. Hello, Adam Carolla. Good to see you, Bob. You're only half a cut. I'm going to tell a new ringtone. Move over. It's just a waste of my time. It's for one specific person who calls, but yeah. And yeah and i do like uh yeah thank you i do like all you've been getting uh sunnies it's just a waste of my time uh ringtone

because uh it's nice shows you're in the club and it's a way to hook up at a bar you know

rings beautiful stranger down the bar mysterious and by the way I don't need mysterious in front

of stranger I already got stranger not I mean what stranger I know a shitload about they're all

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